Author Archives: redconfetti

maxwell keyes is skinny lankey guy with glasses, insightful, yet insecure and still figuring things out like everyone else. He wears a red tshirt and blue jeans, drives a Delorean, knows Unix, lives in Arcadia, FL, living in 1983, uses a green monochrome monitor, has a best friend name Derek, and a crush on a girl named Ada Lovelace, and is seen as the leader, the one people turned to for guidance, after the nuclear bomb hit in the city, and his friends were spared in the basement/fallout shelter beneath the victorian house in the woods.

Issues with Bluetooth in OS X Lion after Upgrade

I recently upgraded from OS X Lion (10.7.1) from Snow Leopard so that I could be up-to-date and benefit from any good features. Truthfully I liked the old Expose and Spaces better than this new Mission Control interface for virtual desktops…but oh well it will do. After upgrading to Lion the one thing that has…

Netflix is Throwing It All Away

I recently watched the video apology from Netflix Co-Founder and CEO, Reed Hastings. I really expected to gain some insight on why Netflix raised their pricing which would help me to understand why it was necessary, something along the lines of  it being necessary for negotiating better content with content providers. As it turns out, it…

Issues with MacPorts After Upgrading to OS X Lion

I realized this morning that I was having dependency issues with ImageMagick on my Mac, which I installed using MacPorts. I had recently upgraded to Mac OS X Lion, so it made sense that I needed to update the software to resolve the issues, much like I had when I upgraded to Snow Leopard. I…

Colorbox Width Issue in Internet Explorer 7

I’m currently working on a web application that uses the Colorbox plugin for jQuery. The popup boxes created using this plugin worked perfectly fine in Firefox and Google Chrome (as is typically the case), as well as Internet Explorer 8 and 9…but for some reason the width of the boxes were so wide that they…

Viber Ringtone Sounds Like

A co-worker was using the Viber app for iPhone and received a phone call. It sounded like a song I had identified from the 80′s but I wasn’t sure which one. Though it’s not exactly like it, it’s very reminscient of Big in Japan by Alphaville.

Alternative to Freshbooks

I’ve been using Freshbooks for time tracking and invoicing of clients for over a year now, but I’m finding that the $19.95 a month pricing is a bit high for someone like me. I have a number of various clients that ask me to do work on their website, and recently someone wanted me to…

Come on! Just let the boy sleep in your bed!!

Aggressive Type 6 Explosion

I know exactly how you feel sometimes Meatloaf.

Installing PHPdoc for Ubuntu for use with Command Line

I wanted to install PhpDocumentor for use on my server so that I could generate documentation from the command line. I found this article, which instructed me to somehow change the PEAR setting for data_dir. I installed PhpDocumentor in my web root and it just didn’t work and gave me a bunch of errors in…

Crab cakes

As part of my aim to switch to a healthier lifestyle. I’m trying to cook using more vegetables. Tonight I’m having crab cakes with brown rice, diakon raddish, carrots, steamed greens (spinach, mustard, collard, turnip), and some boiled yams. It’s the first time I’ve made yams myself. I was surprised that they are white, not…